- So it's early morning
- I'm only on my second cup of coffee
- I've been up and Working From Home Office since 07:30am
- I have what can only be described as 'Iso-hair' - I look like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards - twice
- I have no makeup on so my complexion looks like pizza
- I haven't turned the light on in the office because:
- I'm northern and we don't spend money necessarily
- it helps tone down 'pizza face'
- I didn't give this any thought other than 'fuckit lets just get on with it now'
So yes I'm middle aged, fat, I have wonky eyes and a today the complexion of pizza and shit hair.
Actually my timing is absolutely dreadful, I mean really what was I thinking - well it's done now.
Enjoy - even if it's only that you pity me or take one look and think 'yay well my life doesn't suck so much'
Virtual love and hugs all round
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